my girl friend says shes going to leave me if i cant make my penis smaller! what do I do?? I love her!! please help!
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October 31st, 2008 · 20 Comments
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1 Nicolas T // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
wow
2 John M // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
thats the dumbest question on this website….whats wrong with you johnson get your johnson together your a man goddamnit and if you got a big johnson well then daddy longschlong you tell her to hit the road because theres a whole tour bus of groupies waiting
3 Crouching Monkey Hidden Hippo // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Chop some of it off, or get over yourself either one.
4 Bird // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
tell her to suck it up
5 Big P // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Tell her to take a train!
With a jumbo w*nker like you’ve got, you can have your choice of ladies.Go out and have fun. You need not restrict yourself to one lady. Jumbo w*nkers are in high demand.
6 DigitalDel // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Eat her, then only put part of it in her. You can’t just ram her, you gotta finesse it man. Just put the tip in, and freak her man. After she get broke in, then you put a lil more in…So, on, so forth. She ain’t gonna leave you. If she do, she better not tell her friends why, or they’ll be lining up.
7 Nefarious Fox // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Well, short answer is, you can’t. However, there are a few things you can do.
If you masturbate first, or ejaculate in some other way, than you penis will be a little less hard, which should make it easier.
Increasing the amount of foreplay should allow her to be looser, so that there is less pain.
Pain can also be reduced with the use of a lubricant.
Best of luck
8 seebob // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
One word - LUBE.
Vaginas stretch. Maybe your girlfriend is not relaxing, therefore her vagina muscles aren’t relaxing.
Try foreplay to get her relaxed and in the mood
9 CDGitsme // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Pleassssse~ is your girlfriend really that naive that she thinks you can just “shorten” your penis??
Maybe instead of you having to have surgery, to shorten it~ she should have surgery to~ well I wont go there! She should stop b*tch*ing!
If that’s the reason shes come up to leave you~ you better really take a look at your relationship!
Because that’s a crap reason!!
10 livewire9 // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
drop her and get a boyfriend, there will be no complaints
11 timmay cahill // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
PORN
12 nysenutz // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Of course you love her. Or, you think you do. It will not be too long before you realise she must be an utter dill. Quit now. Put a notice up –"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Here I am. Just as wonderful as ever and available."
13 Scobill // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
If all a partner is interested in you for is your penis , too big or too small then it is not a good basis for a strong and lasting relationship
There are many other more important things like your personality , honesty , generosity etc and that is what holds a partnership together
14 Med stu // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Well, if she wants to leave you because you have a big penis, then let her leave by all means! She should be more patient and willing to help you out if she really did love you…and not threatening to leave you over something that you can’t change.
Look man, there’s nothing you can do about this….if she keeps bugging you to reduce the size of your dong, then she wants you to commit suicide.Period
15 Jasmine Peters At Home // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
What a load of old tosh - what are you dating - a Barbie doll………….
16 kiwee@y7mail.com // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
Define big.
She’s forgetting one minor detail: the vagina can stretch to give birth, so it can accommodate something much smaller than a baby - namely your penis. Yes, sometimes a large penis (over say, 7.5″) can be uncomfortable, but there’s things you can do to assist… such as have her on top.
17 Clare M // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
gees come my way
long john
18 Chaos Named // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
If it was actually TOO big, you would feel faint when you got an erection.
19 crtbryn // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
dump her dude. when the other chicks find out why you were dumped they will be lined up at your door wanting to check it out.
curtdude
20 been there done that // Oct 31, 2008 at 11:20 am
if she really only wants an inch and a half, tell her goodbye.
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