Well, Like 6 months ago I went to my band class which I leave my trumpet there and I found that all three of my valves were opened. I was thinking about it for like the whole class and a thought came up that this guy who I made fun of the day before cummed in my trumpet. I didn’t see anything that looked like *** and when I played it it was fine and I didn’t taste anything on the mouthpiece. The guy who did it has gone to a mental camp and is a druggy (marijuana). Am I the crazy one? In a percentage could you give me my chances of getting HIV please. This really isn’t a joke. I’m not sure that he did it. It’s just my guess of what happened.
I have come up with 6 reasons why I don’t have it-
1. I don’t know if he has HIV. (probably not)
2. He might have not of done it.
3. HIV isn’t usually transmitted with oral sex even with large quantities of sperm
4. HIV dies at room temperature fairly quickly. (10-15 min)
5. I did not see any evidence.
6. This guy is phyco enough that he would have told the whole school.
SAY YES IF YOU AGREE THAT THESE ARE ENOUGH REASONS FOR ME TO NOT HAVE HIV.
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45 responses so far ↓
1 notbugme85 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
FAIL
2 Valet // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
dude i’m not gonna help you masturbate… wtf!
3 PBH415 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
YES/NO……… do see a doctor…. seriously.. its worth it!
4 Liquid Sugar. // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
don’t panic. its organic.
5 JC_1437 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
learn to write shorter questions people. Do you really expect us to read ur essay… Umm… No!
6 kpchester89 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
get tested anyway
7 xluvsucksx22 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
im pretty sure your fine :]
8 spiderwickgirl // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
yes…
but you should still get tested anyways.
9 net // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
you dont have hiv
dont trip, potato chip
10 deerman // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
yes
11 Bill Johnson // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
u gon’ die
12 Chucky the Answer Man :D // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
You don’t have AIDS dude…
13 wendla // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
yeah i still think you should be safe and go to the free clinic and get tested you dont need to tell them this whole story
14 Melissa A // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
LOL
15 Tom T // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
you possibly have it man
16 thi dinh // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
You should go get tested just in case.. o_o
17 Alex M // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
Yes it is most likely that you in no way have HIV from this
18 cn_6576 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
you don’t have HIV
19 heureux.En.Mourir // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
You are nuts. Hold on to your trumpet, son!
20 Kenton C // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
How do you know for sure he jerked off in it. did you see him?
you should be fine
21 WingedFish // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
xD hahahahahahaha you said come
22 Joshua Guy // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
they have home HIV tests… just take one and know for sure.. you can get them at wal-mart i think..
its better to know for sure if its really worrying you..
23 pantherstrike // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
well if there wasn’t anything in your trumpet then he didn’t do it.
24 drew // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
if he did do that and had HIV’S im pritty sure you would only get it if it touched your mouth
25 Non Al Coholic // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
I’ve seen you post this three times and heard someone else say you did a lot more than that.
26 John // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
ummm you shouldn’t have HIV transfer via saliva if extremely rare, you probably should have smelled it it would have a distinct smell
27 LoserHead,3 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
You probably don’t have it.
Even if he did, I hear that its killed at room temperature.
and most likely he didn’t cum in your thing, if you didn’t see it or taste it.
28 Marco L // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
Did you see him do it? Then probably you left all three valves open, or something. I also think that someone would have seen him cum in your trumpet, if it was lying in band room. If you’re still nervous go ask him up front, or have your trumpet tested.
To your question, yes.
29 Just Bein Me // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
HIV dies right away when it hits the air outside of the body.
30 Anna B // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
if your worried just get a test. no big deal.
it’ll put your mind at ease, too.
31 ViolinMaster#1 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
How could his D**K fit in the trumpet's valve?
How many times are you going to ask this question!?!?! omg
11 times and counting
32 Scott S // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
first off, wash your trumpet! Second, Hiv is only transmitted through blood to blood contact. Unless you have a cut in your mouth and there was some blood in his sperm then it wont happen. But even then, HIV cannot survive outside the body so the likelihood of you having it is 0%.
33 Oren R // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
YES!!! does tht help u?…o comon……this is just a bunch of BS!!!!
34 Jdawg // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
You probly dont have HIV, but just to be positive,(Are you HIV positive? lol if you watch southpark then you get it) I would boil your trumpet if that doesnt ruin it(i dont know allot about instruments) So chances of you getin aids is very slim
35 sdo520 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
Wow stop freaking out. It’s like nearly impossible that that guy would have HIV without anyone knowing about it, those facts you put up don’t matter because NO ONE WOULD CUM INSIDE YOUR TRUMPET VALVE, NOT EVEN SOME PSYCHO MANIAC. And for 6 months you prolly would have found out by now. HIV defects your immune system and you would start seeing some effects of it.
Just calm down.
36 colonel Maximillian V // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
WoW!
Why do you assume he cums in your trumpet?
Ur a lunatic.
37 Danielle m // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
LMAO out of all things that some one could do why would u pick that ugh i think u are just paranoid if u clean it maybe u would feel better
38 Jazz // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
Well they tell you to wait 6 months before getting testid for the hiv so you waited long enough! Go find out. I think the aids dies outside the body anyway so are fine.
But one thing I do know, that kid definately masturbated your trumpet.
39 Pookie // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
HIV Aids can only be transfered from one bodily fluid to another directly, for example, having intercourse, having an open cut and someone elses fluids go into the cut directly. Even if you were to share the same cup as somoene with aids, unless you have a cut on your lip and their spit was hanging off the cup were u drank from, your fairly safe.
You have NOTHING to worry about.
40 Christina // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
I am sure you are safe…I wouldn’t worry, but to be safe, you could go to the doctor…But if you didn’t see it or taste it, im sure you are ok
41 junlov // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
i think u should just do it back to him,, just in case he did to it to u,, and if he didnt do it,,, than thats what he gets for being a nut case
42 Lerman M // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
um someone who smoke pot is not a druggy,
its not a mental camp its rehab
hiv can be spread from oral sex
but your not going to die, if it happened i wouldn’t go telling anyone about it because you will be that person who got sperm in there trumpet. just tell everyone you thought it happened and you wouldn’t play it until you cleaned it which if you think someone did that y the fuck wouldn’t you have cleaned it. even if someone told you you couldn’t . its not about hiv its about some kid cumming in your band thing. realize that your in band and people already think your gay, so who the fuck cares if he told the whole world . your fine you ll get over it
43 tavo197 // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
first of all that was sick that guy is messed up, second you may not get HIV but some other sexually transmitted disease. you see you can get it through three things sperm, vaginal fluids and i beleive it skin contact on the infected area but i find it very unlikely that you have HIV
44 The Freak // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
see a doctor mate dont wanna see u get HIV
45 Corey ツ [CAVS 09] // Dec 2, 2008 at 9:21 am
how bout u clean ur trumpet before u blow it. lol
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