Masturbation please help me out?

December 2nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

Well, Like 6 months ago I went to my band class which I leave my trumpet there and I found that all three of my valves were opened. I was thinking about it for like the whole class and a thought came up that this guy who I made fun of the day before cummed in my trumpet. I didn’t see anything that looked like *** and when I played it it was fine and I didn’t taste anything on the mouthpiece. The guy who did it has gone to a mental camp and is a druggy (marijuana). Am I the crazy one? In a percentage could you give me my chances of getting HIV please. This really isn’t a joke. I’m not sure that he did it. It’s just my guess of what happened.
I have come up with 6 reasons why I don’t have it-
1. I don’t know if he has HIV. (probably not)
2. He might have not of done it.
3. HIV isn’t usually transmitted with oral sex even with large quantities of sperm
4. HIV dies at room temperature fairly quickly. (10-15 min)
5. I did not see any evidence.
6. This guy is phyco enough that he would have told the whole school.
SAY YES IF YOU AGREE THAT THESE ARE ENOUGH REASONS FOR ME TO NOT HAVE HIV.