Well, Like 6 months ago I went to my band class which I leave my trumpet there and I found that all three of my valves were opened. I was thinking about it for like the whole class and a thought came up that this guy who I made fun of the day before cummed in my trumpet. I didn’t see anything that looked like *** and when I played it it was fine and I didn’t taste anything on the mouthpiece. The guy who did it has gone to a mental camp and is a druggy (marijuana). Am I the crazy one? In a percentage could you give me my chances of getting HIV please. This really isn’t a joke. I’m not sure that he did it. It’s just my guess of what happened.
I have come up with 6 reasons why I don’t have it-
1. I don’t know if he has HIV. (probably not)
2. He might have not of done it.
3. HIV isn’t usually transmitted with oral sex even with large quantities of sperm
4. HIV dies at room temperature fairly quickly. (10-15 min)
5. I did not see any evidence.
6. This guy is phyco enough that he would have told the whole school.
SAY YES IF YOU AGREE THAT THESE ARE ENOUGH REASONS FOR ME TO NOT HAVE HIV.
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11 responses so far ↓
1 Jen J // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
get tested if you want..
2 Rehab // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
You sound like a massive germaphobic. Chill out.
ps- What does masturbation have to do with this question…?
3 Thak95 // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
i dun’t think yu have hiv
4 bender_xr217 // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
GET TESTED ALREADY, DAMN!
5 Holly Alexandria! // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
you definetly have hiv.
one time i had a friend that had the same thing happen …he is no longer with us.
6 Ray J // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Don’t you ever get sick of asking this retarded question?
Just stop asking this jackassed question.
7 Emme // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Quit freaking out. Jesus. Just go get tested if you are THAT WORRIED, freak.
8 dany49811 // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
its impossible but get tested if you want
9 Danielle Is Suspended:) // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
YOUR BACK
GOD LEE
STOP SPAMMING
NO YOU DON’T HAVE HIV
I WISH YOU DID
SO YOU WOULD DIE
NOW PLEASE STOP ASKING
THIS DUMB QUESTION SPAMMER:)
10 Bob M // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
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11 photoquilty // Dec 2, 2008 at 12:20 pm
It sounds to me like you are having an OCD moment. Why on earth would you think this person ejaculated into your trumpet? Has he done something like this before. That’s a very nasty thing to do. maybe it occurred to you that he would do it because you have thought about doing that to someone else. If I were you, I’d 1) talk to a doctor about irrational fears, and 2) just clean the trumpet and move on.
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